Dinks of Horror
What do you get when Trophy Husband takes creative control?
A lot of weird shit, apparently.
Originally, these fearsome phalli were designed exclusively for Calgary Horror-Con 2022, but the response from the Horror community was INCREDIBLE so we made them available for everyone! Trust us- even the Horror fan with everything won't expect one of these!
Specialty Sink Dinks are individually hand-sculpted to order, and may have more delicate details than the OG Sink Dinks.
1. Cran-Apple Teakwood
- Top notes of Amber & Musk mingle with warm Vanilla & Cinnamon.
- No scent added.
To get the most out of your soap, keep it dry when not in use & store in a cool, dark place.
Moisten & lather over skin to gently cleanse. For sanitary reasons, bath & body products are not eligible for Returns or Exchanges. Please contact us immediately regarding quality concerns or issues.
For external use only, do not consume.