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Dinks of Horror

Dinks of Horror


What do you get when Trophy Husband takes creative control?



A lot of weird shit, apparently.


Originally, these fearsome phalli were designed exclusively for Calgary Horror-Con 2022, but the response from the Horror community was INCREDIBLE so we made them available for everyone! Trust us- even the Horror fan with everything won't expect one of these!


Specialty Sink Dinks are individually hand-sculpted to order, and may have more delicate details than the OG Sink Dinks. 

  • Scent Options


    1. Cran-Apple Teakwood

    • Top notes of Amber & Musk mingle with warm Vanilla & Cinnamon.

    2. Unscented

    • No scent added.
  • Important Information

    To get the most out of your soap, keep it dry when not in use & store in a cool, dark place.

    Moisten & lather over skin to gently cleanse. For sanitary reasons, bath & body products are not eligible for Returns or Exchanges. Please contact us immediately regarding quality concerns or issues.

    For external use only, do not consume.

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