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Eat A Dick | Vegan & Cruelty-Free Handmade Bar Soap

Eat A Dick | Vegan & Cruelty-Free Handmade Bar Soap

Sometimes you just gotta let loose and tell 'em to Eat a Dick- with a Teenie Weenie just to drive the point home. Pairs extremely well with our Bag of Dicks, for those who need more than one.


Why should politeness have all the fun? This soap packs a punch of attitude with every lather, ensuring your shower experience is anything but bland. Perfect for those who like their soap as bold as their personality. So, scrub away the day's nonsense and let this soap be your daily dose of sass.

Warning: May induce laughter and sudden urges to sass back.

  • Scent/Color Options


    1. Morning Wood

    Gold & Brown. Campfire and coffee, with a hint of marshmallow!

    2. CandyLand

    Pink & Blue. Cotton Candy, Bubblegum, Saltwater Taffy

    3. Tropical Volcano

    Pink & Yellow. Juicy, Fruity, Fresh.

    4. Deserted Island

    Blue & Yellow. Coconut, Sea Salt, Tropical Lily.

    5. Almost Famous

    Blue & Purple w/ Shimmer. Musk, Sandalwood, Cardamom, Bergamot.

  • Important Information

    To get the most out of your soap, keep it dry when not in use & store in a cool, dark place.

    Moisten & lather over skin to gently cleanse. For sanitary reasons, bath & body products are not eligible for Returns or Exchanges. Please contact us immediately regarding quality concerns or issues.

    For external use only, do not consume.

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