Eat A Dick | Vegan & Cruelty-Free Handmade Bar Soap
Sometimes you just gotta let loose and tell 'em to Eat a Dick- with a Teenie Weenie just to drive the point home. Pairs extremely well with our Bag of Dicks, for those who need more than one.
Why should politeness have all the fun? This soap packs a punch of attitude with every lather, ensuring your shower experience is anything but bland. Perfect for those who like their soap as bold as their personality. So, scrub away the day's nonsense and let this soap be your daily dose of sass.
Warning: May induce laughter and sudden urges to sass back.
Scent/Color Options
SCENT/COLOUR COMBOS:
1. Morning Wood
Gold & Brown. Campfire and coffee, with a hint of marshmallow!
2. CandyLand
Pink & Blue. Cotton Candy, Bubblegum, Saltwater Taffy
3. Tropical Volcano
Pink & Yellow. Juicy, Fruity, Fresh.
4. Deserted Island
Blue & Yellow. Coconut, Sea Salt, Tropical Lily.
5. Almost Famous
Blue & Purple w/ Shimmer. Musk, Sandalwood, Cardamom, Bergamot.
Important Information
To get the most out of your soap, keep it dry when not in use & store in a cool, dark place.
Moisten & lather over skin to gently cleanse. For sanitary reasons, bath & body products are not eligible for Returns or Exchanges. Please contact us immediately regarding quality concerns or issues.
For external use only, do not consume.