Not Today Satan | Vegan & Cruelty-Free Handmade Bar Soap
The perfect everyday reminder to not let the assholes win. You got this.
Even the devil deserves a day off, right? Packed with heavenly scents and a touch of divine intervention, this soap is your ultimate ally against the forces of darkness... or just a bad hair day. Perfect for those moments when you need a little extra protection from life's little demons. So, lather up, banish negativity, and let this soap be your holy grail.
Warning: May cause sudden outbreaks of optimism and a renewed faith in humanity. Or not.
Scent/ Colour Options
SCENT/COLOUR COMBOS:
1. Morning Wood
Gold & Brown. Campfire and coffee, with a hint of marshmallow!
2. CandyLand
Pink & Blue. Cotton Candy, Bubblegum, Saltwater Taffy
3. Tropical Volcano
Pink & Yellow. Juicy, Fruity, Fresh.
4. Deserted Island
Blue & Yellow. Coconut, Sea Salt, Tropical Lily.
5. Almost Famous
Blue & Purple w/ Shimmer. Musk, Sandalwood, Cardamom, Bergamot.
Important Information
To get the most out of your soap, keep it dry when not in use & store in a cool, dark place.
Moisten & lather over skin to gently cleanse. For sanitary reasons, bath & body products are not eligible for Returns or Exchanges. Please contact us immediately regarding quality concerns or issues