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Not Today Satan | Vegan & Cruelty-Free Handmade Bar Soap

Not Today Satan | Vegan & Cruelty-Free Handmade Bar Soap

The perfect everyday reminder to not let the assholes win. You got this.


Even the devil deserves a day off, right? Packed with heavenly scents and a touch of divine intervention, this soap is your ultimate ally against the forces of darkness... or just a bad hair day. Perfect for those moments when you need a little extra protection from life's little demons. So, lather up, banish negativity, and let this soap be your holy grail.

Warning: May cause sudden outbreaks of optimism and a renewed faith in humanity. Or not.

  • Scent/ Colour Options


    1. Morning Wood

    Gold & Brown. Campfire and coffee, with a hint of marshmallow!

    2. CandyLand

    Pink & Blue. Cotton Candy, Bubblegum, Saltwater Taffy

    3. Tropical Volcano

    Pink & Yellow. Juicy, Fruity, Fresh.

    4. Deserted Island

    Blue & Yellow. Coconut, Sea Salt, Tropical Lily.

    5. Almost Famous

    Blue & Purple w/ Shimmer. Musk, Sandalwood, Cardamom, Bergamot.

  • Important Information

    To get the most out of your soap, keep it dry when not in use & store in a cool, dark place.

    Moisten & lather over skin to gently cleanse. For sanitary reasons, bath & body products are not eligible for Returns or Exchanges. Please contact us immediately regarding quality concerns or issues

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