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You’re Not Special | Vegan & Cruelty-Free Handmade Bar Soap

You’re Not Special | Vegan & Cruelty-Free Handmade Bar Soap

What, do you want a cookie or something? You're not special. Get over it. Move on.


Why strive for greatness when mediocrity is so much easier?

Infused with the essence of apathy and a touch of 'meh,' this soap is here to remind you that it's okay to embrace your inner underachiever. Say goodbye to lofty goals and hello to a shower experience that's as uninspiring as it gets. Perfect for those who believe in aiming low and achieving even lower. So, grab a bar, lather up, and let the mediocrity commence. Because why bother striving for greatness when you can settle for just okay?

  • Scent/Color Options


    1. Morning Wood

    Gold & Brown. Campfire and coffee, with a hint of marshmallow!

    2. CandyLand

    Pink & Blue. Cotton Candy, Bubblegum, Saltwater Taffy

    3. Tropical Volcano

    Pink & Yellow. Juicy, Fruity, Fresh.

    4. Deserted Island

    Blue & Yellow. Coconut, Sea Salt, Tropical Lily.

    5. Almost Famous

    Blue & Purple w/ Shimmer. Musk, Sandalwood, Cardamom, Bergamot.

  • Important Information

    To get the most out of your soap, keep it dry when not in use & store in a cool, dark place.

    Moisten & lather over skin to gently cleanse. For sanitary reasons, bath & body products are not eligible for Returns or Exchanges. Please contact us immediately regarding quality concerns or issues.

    For external use only, do not consume.

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